El Spinner

El Spinner is a powerful artifact held by the server. It is a fidget spinner with the Mexican flag printed onto its surface.

The powers of El Spinner are said to be vast, and they may not all have been studied. Its powers are enabled by spinning of the device. What we know it can do is as follows:
 * create a Mexican flag
 * summon an eagle
 * summon a snake
 * turn a patch of land 7000 sq.km. wide into desert
 * turn a patch of land 7000 sq.km. wide into jungle
 * purify 7000 sq.km. of saltwater
 * liberate a nation
 * make food taste better
 * turn walls to dust
 * turn drug cartels to dust
 * turn Texans to dust
 * start a revolution
 * win a revolution