Horse Night

"'The earth, she rumbles. The fields turn to charcoal. The skies open up above. Are you ready? The meteors shall descend any moment. You must go.'""- Horsebot" The fabled night in which five brave souls were transported to a foreign, horse-based land. These brave five were known as Horse, Horse (Squishy), Horse (Alex), Horse, and Horsebot. What exactly happened on this night is still a mystery to some, but this article will do its best to fix that.

It all started when Frog mistakenly called the My Little Pony character Applejack, "Apple Sauce"; this resulted in the creation of APPEL_STROM.gif (see image), which later caused a server-wide devolution into complete mayhem. Names of all users were changed to "horse", channels were all changed to horse-based puns, and new commands were created: ~carrot caused the Horsebot to reply "cronch" and ~kakarot caused the Horsebot to reply "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH cronch"

After the initial fear and panic wore off, our heroes soon realized that had been transported to a paradise filled with other horse folk. Our heroes soon forgot of their previous lives, roaming free without a care, commanding carrots whenever they pleased from Horsebot. That is, until the prophet, Horse (once known as "Wiggly") had an awakening and realized the truth.

"Legends tell of a time before our paradise.", the wise Horse said. "This is true. I am sorry to have withheld this from you all, dear friends. I just wanted you all to live happily, running in the fields and eating carrots." "Cronching", Horse (Alex) said. "It is our unity.", Horse(Wiggly) replied.

And with this, our heroes set out to escape this jail they once knew as paradise and return to their home dimension. After giving their final cronches, together they charged their Horse Power and attempted their inter-dimensional escape... little did they know this crack in dimensions would be catastrophic.

Horsebot spoke: "The earth, she rumbles. The fields turn to charcoal. The skies open up above. Are you ready? The meteors shall descend any moment. You must go."

With Horsebot's great sacrifice, our four heroes leaped from this dimension back into their own. Slowly, they returned to their true forms, Horse, Horse, Horse and Horse became Frose, Squorse, Worse and Alorse who became Frog, Squishy, Wiggly and Alex. They had been taken back, finally free of their horse-based prison, into the abyss.