Jésus

"'I CAN'T EAT SAND, DUDE!'""- Jésus to Scraps after the latter tried to feed the former sand. Scraps is bad with kids."Jésus is a very muscular human baby the party rescued from The Chad Mary, who was using him as a dedicated height elevation baby, a practice illegal in most but not all provinces and regions.

Despite being a claimed seven months old, Jésus is highly intelligent and very muscular. It is a wonder he didn't just throw The Chad Mary off of him, or like suplex her or something.