Heee Haw

Heee Haw, known colloquialy as Hee-Haw, was the former and superior name of the citrus soft drink which is today called Mountain Drive. Distributed by the HyVee chain of grocery stores, the Heee Haw name was changed in June 2017 to better reflect the soda it attempts to imitate, PepsiCo's famous Mountain Dew.

While no changes to the beverage's listed ingredients were made, it is known that the transition from Heee Haw to Mountain Drive caused the soda to lose the most important ingredient of all- magic.

We would pour one out for you, Heee Haw, but that would require quite ironically pouring you out, which is not only counter-intuitive but now impossible as well.