The Chad Mary

"'IT'S THE CHAD MARY, BABY!'"The Chad Mary is a sexual savant who stands on babies to increase her already formidable elevation, or "ups". She could punch a hole through a steel wall, but she still chooses to use a gun when frustrated. If only she had good aim.

Possibly the mother of Jésus, but then, she's had lots of people claim she's the mother of their kids. She's just had that much sex.