Food

Food is anything you eat or drink. People like to say "food and drink", but guess what? That's redundant.

A history of food
It sure has been around for a while.

Fruits
The fleshy, seed-filled means by which some plants self-replicate. Plant jizz, more or less.

Apple
Probably the most famous fruit. Not especially rich in vitamins, but has lots of dietary fiber.

Vegetables
The definition of a vegetable has undergone lots of argument over the past literally forever, so I'll clarify- this refers just to what are considered culinary vegetables. Shit that's like a fruit, but not a fruit.

Carrot
A long, ground-grown vegetable found in various colours. Contains absurd amounts of Vitamin A. Cronch.

Other plant matter
For that other stuff.

Leaves
The parts of plants meant to absorb sunlight and collect water. Generally not very nutritious. That said, they do occasionally have a protein boost.

Grains
Stuff made from grains. Breads and stuff.

Terrestrial Meats
Terrestrial meats are any meat products coming from land animals.

Gremlin
Nocturnal goblin-like creatures with a penchant for destruction. Meat only tastes good if you are a gremlin.

Seafood
Seafood is any food coming from lakes, rivers, or oceans.

Snapper
A smaller open ocean fish. Mildly sweet, fresh taste. Known varieties include red and blue snapper.

Squid (common/market)
A small, intelligent cephalopod. Meat has a rubbery texture.

Tuna
Large open ocean fish. Known varieties include blue, ahi, and Crest Falls tuna. Over-consumption can result in mercury poisoning; this is expressed as "tuna drunkness" by the mercury-resistant catfolk peoples.

Dairy
Food products made from the liquid milk. Milk comes from mammals. You're consuming mammal juices.

Carbonated milk
A carbonated milk product sold by the bottle. When consumed: restores one first-level or second-level spell slot, but only if you pass a CON save of DC 13 or 14 respectively to keep it down.

Candy
A food item made mostly of sugar. As a rule, has little to no nutritional value whatsoever.

Ring Pops
A wearable candy accessory granting a consumer +1 to a corresponding stat roll.

Beverages
Any drink which is not water.